• Normal People: Yay! Woohoo! Welcome boys!
  • Me: MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL HIDE EVERYTHING BEFORE MANAGEMENT TAKES IT ALL DOWN
  • i hate stabbing myself in the eye with liquid eyeliner because MY EYES STAY RED FOR LIKE 10 HOURS

  • Harry punches paparazzi
  • Niall and Liam get mobbed
  • Liam actually spells a tweet correctly
  • Niall so angry that he forgets to tweet rest of word
  • Louis bashes a restaurant
  • Eleanor and Louis' sisters in NYC
  • Sydney Dalton gets publicly humiliated by Niall for dressing like a skank
  • Lily Halpern continues to be irrelevant
  • Where's Zayn?
  • Amazing concerts in NYC
  • More Larry Stylinson action
  • Girl who made Zux fanfic getting sued
  • The boys' bracelets go up for auction. More than anyone can afford.
  • UAN Tour DVD on sale
  • Pictures of Harry, Zayn, and Niall in tanktops
  • Video of Niall and Zayn running to car shirtless
  • Zayn and Harry get new tattoos
  • Liam's attempted Twitcam
  • Liam tweets Danielle
  • US versus UK
  • One Direction's tumblr is no longer password protected
  • Oh NYC you never fail....
  • It’s crazy to think that in this very second right now. Someone’s dying. Someone’s cheating on their wife. Someone’s writing a suicide note. Someone just lost their daughter. Someone just got diagnosed with cancer. Someone just got in a car accident. Someone’s pregnant. Someone did cocaine for the first time. Someone just got raped. Someone took another person’s life. Someone hasn’t talked to their dad in years. Someone’s abusing their spouse. Someone’s signing divorce papers. Someone killed themselves. Right there. In that very second, all of that happened somewhere out there in the world.

    (Source: nonchalantlyketsy)

    1dstuff:

    horannipples:

    but hOLY SHIT

    Fuuuck you, but preferably me.
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